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Funeral procession

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Apr 8, 2005.

  1. A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.

    Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.

    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog, I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

    Whose funeral is it?

    The man replied, Well, that first hearse is for my wife.

    What happened to her? The man replied, My dog attacked and killed her.

    He inquired further, Well, who is in the second hearse? The man answered, My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

    Can I borrow the dog?

    Join the queue!!!!!!
  2. :LOL:
    Even in 2009, it's still funny
  3. hahahha, that is awsome...
  4. i read this one but it was the wife holding the dog and women linning up
  5. ah, Paul, it's an oldie but a goodie :LOL:.