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Full Deck

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by stewy, Sep 21, 2005.

  1. A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards.
    You need;

    A heart to love him

    A diamond to marry him

    A club to smash his f*$#ing head in and

    A spade to burry the bastard

    (ps. Eswen your current sig reminded me of this)

  2. Hey Stewy

    SO, what your saying is that we should all be gay??? Just to be safe???

    Stew, are you coming out of the closet :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Just kidding you manly man you :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Come over and give us a kiss.....
  3. geez, how quickly you changed your tune from last night hey mitchie baby :p :LOL:

    shhh don't let everyone know about us :wink: :LOL:
  4. Ohhhhh Stewy, you do love me.........

    I now have 2 Matts and a Stew.... Oh what a lucky man i am.... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  5. Ooh yeah baby, I knew you were thinking of me ... yeah baby....
  6. Ahhhh damn it, I get love from a Stewy and not an Eswen... :( :( :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  7. oh yeah was so thinkin gabout someone i have never met, but damn if you just like i picture you, want to go out for dinner and fun times afterwards :wink: :LOL: :p :LOL: (j.k)
  8. i can see its gunna be hard to keep this one up.
    Yeah baby.
  9. two mats and and a stew sounds like domestic bliss; clean floors and a full stomach!!
    (apologies to the two mats and stew, just stirring up skuff!!!)
  10. hahahaha.. thats great.... hats of to you hornet :wink:
  11. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :applause:
  12. Sig changed...just for eswen :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  13. for me? ooh baby thats so sweet.