More of a WTF than a near miss, but thought I'd share. Pulled up to the pump at a local Shell to fuel up, and was about to get off the bike when a woman behind asked me to move forward so she could get at a pump - didn't hear exactly what she said. There was an LPG pump behind the one I was using, so I assumed it was that. Moved another metre or so forward and got off, but she stuck her head out and asked again. I told her that was as much as I could do, but then stuck the hose in and pushed the bike a tad further forward, to the extent of the hose. She kept pushing forward, at one stage getting her nose up beside the bike, and I had no clue what was going on. I filled up and headed in to pay, after pushing the bike forward another couple of metres first (which servo owners hate), and she proceeded to then use the diesel nozzle on the same pump I'd been using. No 'thanks for moving forward', in fact a sigh at my pillion and a glare at me... because I hadn't facililtated her rude - and physically impossible because the pump only had one set of dials and couldn't be used by two people at the same time - demands. WTF?