A man went to the doctor because he was very embarrassed about his 25 inch penis, and he was having difficulty trying to hide it. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration. "Is there anything you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch doctor who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch doctor. The man calls upon the witch doctor and relays his story. "Witch doctor, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope." The witch doctor stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem." The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. and found the pond with the frog sitting on the other side, He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO." The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out, "this is great! But it's still too long at 20 inches so I'll ask the frog to marry me again." Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?" The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"