One day the devil decides to give a free ride to heaven if one of the next 3 souls makes him laugh. First guy stands up and says, Ok I thought my wife was cheating on me, so after I pretended to leave for work one day but after about half an hour I turned around and came straight back to our 8th floor apartment to confront her. I bolted into the bedroom screaming about her infidelity then she started yelling that I was crazy, and that there was no man here. After a search of our apartment, I was drawn to the patio. There I saw fingers grasping the floor of the patio. I proceeded to stomp my feet on this persons fingers. Next thing I know he fell 7 stories into a tree. But he was alive! In my haze of hatred, I dragged the refrigerator to the patio edge and shoved it out, and it slammed directly on top of him. All of this stress gave me an immediately fatal heart attack. The devil then gives a small chuckle. Next guy steps forward and says, well listen to this. I decided to exercise on my 7th floor patio, using a mini trampoline. I guess I took a high bounce when I realized I was holding onto the edge of the patio above me. Next thing I know this mad-man starts stomping on my fingers. I let go and fall 6 stories into a tree. I was alive! Next thing I know I see this refrigerator falling down upon me, from high above. Next thing I now I am standing here in front of you. The devil let’s out a loud laugh! Then the third guy steps up and says, " Ok picture this, ...................... I’m naked inside a refrigerator! "