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friday funny's probably offensive to someone..

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by foot69, Jun 13, 2011.

  1. A man is stopped by the police at 2 am and asked where he’s going.
    “I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”;

    The policeman asks, “Really? And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”;

    “My wife”, he replied.

    Haven't had a c&%t all night drinkstable.


    after 20 years of marriage my wife still gets upset if I use her toothbrush

    so if anyone knows another way of removing dogshit from my joggers let me know
  2. its Monday?
  3. it's always friday for me.

    love that toothbrush joke :p
  4. haha, had a good laugh. Cheers!