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Friday Funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Guest, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. I hope this hasn't been posted before - I did a search and nothing came up.

    :D :D

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

    "F*ck off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

    "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
  2. yeah it was posted about a month ago with alot less language :wink:
  3. Nobode likes a smart arse, Stewy!! :p

  4. well everyone loves me, so there goes your theory :LOL: :p
  5. says you! ;)
  6. Besides, Friday Funnies are my department :evil:
  7. yours wasn't funny, it was a english lesson today :x :wink: :p
  8. With the state of the English language today, pvda's thread WAS funny!!!
  9. yeah, I thought it was funny because only the girls in the class got it right!! :LOL: :p :LOL:
  11. Grrrrllll THAT was a low blow, even for a Friday :D
  12. hehehe... :LOL: