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friday funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by foot69, Jul 1, 2013.

  1. A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.

    All the waitresses are gorgeous.

    A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing
    a very short skirt and legs that won't quit
    came to his table and asked if he was ready
    to order,
    "What would you like, sir?"

    He looks at the menu and then scans her
    beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers,
    "A quickie."

    The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

    After she regains her composure she returns
    and asks again,
    "What would you like, sir?"

    Again the man thoroughly checks her out
    and again answers,
    "a quickie, please."

    This time her anger takes over, she reaches
    over and slaps him across the face with a
    resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

    A man sitting at the next table leans over
    and whispers,
    "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'
    • Funny Funny x 3