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friday funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by foot69, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. A Policeman is cruising past a school, he notices along queue at the ice cream van so he stops to have a look .After squeezing past all the kids, he gets to the ice cream van to find the man lying on the floor, covered in hundreds and thousands, wafers, chocolate sauce, and raspberry sauce. "What's wrong officer?" asks one of the kids, to which he replies "it's the ice cream man,

    he's topped himself...


    Two Aerials meet on a roof they fall in love and get married. The ceremony
    was shit but the Reception was unreal.


    What do you call a fish with no eyes ? A fsh


    Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
    Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."