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friday funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by foot69, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they had seen it. Apparently she left me yesterday .......................

  2. A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
    "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
    His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
    "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
    The man says:"I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
  3. it's monday
  4. Seconded Azama, seems to be common here to screw the day up completely and that's just a little alarming :p