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Friday Funny - Why we are running out of oil

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. I think this one's been around before but with the current fuel prices it's become topical again. Mind you PVDA isn't even supposed to be at work today but some@#$% invited me to 3 meetings today & looks like I'm working all weekend as well (at least I'll be driving around on company time).

    A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

    Well, there's a very simple answer.

    Nobody bothered to check the oil.

    We just didn't know we were getting low.

    The reason for that is purely geographical.

    Our oil is located in the Bass Strait and off the coast of W.A.

    Our dipsticks are located in Canberra.
  2. uh... actually we are running out of oil becuase we rev our bikes too hard :(
  3. We just need to start using a natural, renewable source of oil.......whales :LOL:.
  4. The same kind that hide out at Krispy Kreme, or Maccas....
  5. :LOL: Maybe Liposuction centres could start doubling as servos.
  6. I can't imagine how we can be running out of oil; British bikes don't leak any more.....