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Friday Funny - Vital vocabulary

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Mar 2, 2007.

  1. An A-Z of words that really should exist!

    Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.

    Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.

    Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.

    Dadicated: being the best father you can be.

    Ecrastinate: checking your e-mail just one more time.

    Faddict: someone who has to try every new trend that comes along.

    Gabberflasted: the state of being speechless due to someone else talking too much.

    Hackchoo: when you sneeze and cough at the same time.

    Iceburg: an uppity, snobbish neighborhood.

    Jobsolete: a position within a company that no longer exists.

    Knewlyweds: second marriage for both.

    Lamplify: turning on (or up) the lights within a room.

    Mandals: sandals for men.

    Nagivator: someone who constantly assists with driving directions in an overly critical manner.

    Obliment: an obligatory compliment.

    Pestariffic: adjective describing a particularly pesty person.

    Qcumbersome: a salad that contains too many cucumbers.

    Ramdumbtious: a rowdy, energetic person who's not too bright.

    Sanktuary: a graveyard for ships.

    Testimoney: fees paid to expert witnesses.

    Unbrella: an umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out.

    Vehiculized: you own a vehicle.

    Wackajacky: very messed up.

    Xerocks: two identical pieces of stone.

    Yawnese: the language of someone trying to speak while yawning.

    Zingle: a single person with a lot of pep in his or her step.
  2. Look at me: 5:50 AM on a Satruday morning and I'm ecrastinating :LOL:.
  3. :LOL: hahahahah! I just gotta use them! :LOL:
  4. ok then some of those word i think are being used aready lol