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Friday Funny - VicRoads stats

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. Thought you would appreciate this.

    Over the last five years, Victroads has been covertly funding a project with Australian car makers whereby the car makers have been installing "black boxes" in all high performance cars they have manufactured.

    This was to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

    They were surprised to find the last words of the drivers in 61.2% of the fatal crashes nationally were - "OH @#%$!"

    Only fatal crashes in the Melbourne suburbs of Lalor, Thomastown, Altona, St Albans, Preston, Keilor, Sunshine, Reservoir, Mordialloc, Frankston, Dandenong, Doveton and in Lygon & Chapel Streets on Friday & Saturday were different, where over 89.3% of the final words were

    "Watch dis mate!"
  2. hahahaha...... yeah nice
  3. LMAO :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    :D :D