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Friday Funny - Ugly People

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. I don't know why I'm posting this as most of you should be at PI by now.

    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies.

    They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise.

    They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous", and so God snaps His fingers and it is done.

    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too".
    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his arse off.

    Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

    I can see someone like me doing that, if I believed in the whole after life thing that is..........
  2. PMSL!! That's great...

    If there is an after-life, i want to be a cherry!
  3. A Cherry?
    Get half ate'n and spat out of a 20story hotel room and get hit up side the head by my dad :cry:

  4. A cherry what? :wink: :wink:
  5. Bump.

    For those who missed it on Friday.
  6. Needed a Monday morning laugh, mate, good one!!!
  7. Monday Funny to follow shortly..........
  8. oh good
    I should have mentioned, I was the third guy in that line..... :LOL: