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Friday Funny - There is a new virus.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Sep 8, 2005.

  1. Well it's almost Friday and I'm not at work tomorrow so I'll post it now. Time to go to bed I've got to leave at 5:30am

    There is a new virus.

    The code name is "WORK".

    If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch WORK under any circumstances..

    This virus wipes out your private life completely.

    If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar.

    Order drinks and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

    Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

    Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your whole life.

    If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.

    Then retry.

    Someone is probably now searching to see if I've posted this one before
  2. Mate, you continue to set a very high standard....and I'll forgive the posting of the dam story as well. Wouldn't want ppls to think that you are guilty of telling the truth, now, would we?
  3. Well, it works for me! I love your work. Now let's watch the rest of the folks get worked up about it......
  4. I've been locked in mortal combat with that Virus for over a year!!!!! :p :LOL:
  5. Someone quoted it the other day, but it's worth repeating

    "work is the curse of the drinking class"
  6. I find this "work" virus is best dealt with using the anti-virus program "netrider".
  7. Shame on you rc! 'People' is only 2 more keystrokes! You a teacher and all... :wink:
  8. *hangs head in shame*

    :roll: :roll:
  9. Only 2 Keystrokes???

    pEOplEs :p