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Friday Funny - The Perfect Husband... If he did exist

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.

    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.....

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure... Go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$75,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
  2. oooo, another 'sneak up on you' Friday Funny :grin:

    Nice one, Paul :LOL: