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Friday Funny - Peanuts

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Feb 24, 2006.

  1. A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

    She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

    After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

    She repeats this gesture about five more times.

    When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

    "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

    The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

    The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

  2. Two peanuts were walking through a park late one night...

    One was assaulted...
  3. eeeuuuwww, you just made my stomach turn :LOL:
  4. Oh no that's terrible :?
  5. funny yet a bit disgusting :shock:
  6. You got sucked in by that one...... :LOL:

    And, Pete, shame on you (for telling that one before I got a chance!!!! :grin: )
  7. Has anyone seen a show called 'Shameless"?

    The main guys estranged father offers him a cigar, the guy takes it, bites off the end, takes a few puffs then spits it out and tells his father to stick it up his arse...

    The father replies that he already has...
  8. hmm a district nurse i know actually had this happen with an elderly patient...... lucky she didn't get to eat the peanuts from the previous visit before she found out the truth!!... was a good laught at the time!!