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Friday Funny - one for Hornet600 to take note of!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Oct 12, 2006.

  1. day off tomorrow \:D/ :dance: so I'm posting it early

    If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to

    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

    9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    19. You can't remember who sent you this list

    20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

    21. Also Forward this to every one you can remember.
  2. 22. You can't remember the first thing on this list 20 seconds after having read it :LOL:

    23. It's easy to keep a secret because everyone else you told it to has already died.
  3. 24. You post something twice because you've forgotten you posted it already

    {stupid old server :LOL:}
  4. lol. i deleted the post your refering to already :p
  5. Thank you, o chocolate queen :grin: