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Friday Funny - Male & Female Prayer

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Apr 15, 2005.

  1. A joke to end the working week on................

    Our cash
    Which art on plastic
    Hallowed be thy name
    Thy Cartier watch
    Thy Prada bag
    In Myer
    As it is in David Jones
    Give us each day our Platinum Visa
    And forgive us our overdraft
    As we forgive those who stop our MasterCard
    And lead us not into Katies
    And deliver us from Sussans
    For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani
    For Chanel No 5 and Eternity

    Our beer
    Which art in bottles
    Hallowed be thy sport
    Thy will be drunk
    I will be drunk
    At home as I am in the pub
    Give us each day our daily schooners
    And forgive us our spillage
    As we forgive those who spillest against us
    And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting
    And deliver us from Tequila
    For mine is the bitter
    The chicks and the footy
    Forever and ever
  2. Hehehehe. I like it! :LOL:
  3. Great stuff!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  4. hooray for friday :LOL: :LOL:
  5. Yeah... Bugger "advance australia fair"... that should be the national anthem.

  6. Sounds good to me :D