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Friday Funny - Important Example

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. I've posted this before but it's a good one and worthy of another run

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of quid for a burger.

    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten quid and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

    "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

    "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

    "Will you spend the money on a woman instead of food?" the man asked.

    "What disease would I get for ten quid" exclaimed the homeless man.

    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and women."
  2. Good one. :D

    Reminds me of the old "I've cut out.." joke

    I've cut out drinking
    I've cut out smoking
    I've cut out fishing
    I've cut out bad women

    And now I'm cutting out paper dolls.....