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Friday Funny - Here's the story that tops them all.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. No it's not a buddy of mine I just cut and pasted this from an e-mail I got back in July 2001

    If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget about it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at Clemson.

    A buddy of mine from my baseball team knows a guy that was at the wedding.



    This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming.

    To thank everyone for coming and bring gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a gift from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told them to open it.

    Inside the manilla envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private dectective to trail them.) After he stood there and watched people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F#%* You," then he turned to the bride and said "F#%* You," and then said, "I'm out of here."

    He got the marriage annulled the next day.

    While most of us would have broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway.

    His revenge: making the bride's parents pay for a 300 guest wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of friends, family, grandparents, etc.

    This is his world, we just live in it.
     
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  2. "Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more a man's nature runs to, the more ought law to weed it out."
    Francis Bacon

    It is, however, very satisfying!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  4. yep that one has made the email bin a couple of times now
     
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  5. ummm ssshh...... don't let anyone know :wink:
     
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  6. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....$32,000

    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion......$3,000

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.....$8,500

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man...

    Priceless!
     
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  7. I couldn't keep my cool for that long, no way.

    Good ol snopes
     
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