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Friday Funny - Grandmas, gotta love em!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Aug 4, 2006.

  1. Not my story but still funny and soooo true

    There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of Australia. I politely declined to take one.

    An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

    The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"

    The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again. I'll stick this umbrella up your arse and open it."

    God Bless Australia!!
  2. Good one Paul, as an ex-serviceman I can only agree
  3. Thats great!
  4. Very, very true.

    I lost my grandad to 'nam. 40th anniversary of the Battle of Long Tan is coming up, and the memorial is hosting a whole swag of stuff for it.

    I've taken time off work for it.
  5. LOL ditto
  6. Very sad but very true.