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Friday Funny - Glossary of Austrayliana...!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Jan 20, 2006.

  1. These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

    You'll need to be an Aussie to understand!!!???

    * billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole

    * bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet. (this one's gotta be the winner!)

    * dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.

    * fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.

    * flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.

    * shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.

    * yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.

    * bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.

    * shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.

    * technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.
  2. bludgie = pure gold!

    Dunno if you can smuggle them as effectively...
  3. didn't even need to be born here to appreciate that lot :grin: