These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition. You'll need to be an Aussie to understand!!!??? * billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole * bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet. (this one's gotta be the winner!) * dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact. * fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine. * flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle. * shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity. * yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans. * bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub. * shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep. * technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.