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Friday Funny - Globalisation

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Apr 28, 2006.

  1. Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
    Answer: Princess Diana's death.
    Question: How come?
    Answer: An English princess
    with an Egyptian boyfriend
    crashes in a French tunnel,
    riding in a German car
    with a Dutch engine,
    driven by a Belgian who was drunk
    on Scottish whisky,
    followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
    on Japanese motorcycles;
    treated by an American doctor,
    using Brazilian medicines.
    This is sent to you using Bill Gates's technology,
    and you're probably reading this on your computer,
    that use Taiwanese chips,
    and a Korean monitor,
    assembled by Bangladeshi workers
    in a Singapore plant,
    transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
    hijacked by Indonesians,
    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
    and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

    That, my friend, is Globalization