Similar list have been around before and you can substitute just about any working class suburb in any capital city but it's still funny. Q. Two Frankston girls jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old Frankston girl? A. Granny. Q. Why did the Frankston girl cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. What's the first question during a Frankston quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Two Frankston kids in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman. Q. What's the difference between a Frankston boy and a Frankston girl? A. A Frankston girl has a higher sperm count. Q. Three Frankston youths drive over a cliff in a Ford. What is wrong? A. The car seats four.