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Friday Funny - Frankston

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Feb 23, 2007.

  1. Similar list have been around before and you can substitute just about any working class suburb in any capital city but it's still funny.

    Q. Two Frankston girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
    A. Society.

    Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex?
    A. A bus shelter.

    Q. What do you call a 30 year old Frankston girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. Why did the Frankston girl cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

    Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. What's the first question during a Frankston quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?

    Q. Two Frankston kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
    A. The policeman.

    Q. What's the difference between a Frankston boy and a Frankston girl?
    A. A Frankston girl has a higher sperm count.

    Q. Three Frankston youths drive over a cliff in a Ford. What is wrong?
    A. The car seats four.
  2. Two words come to mind