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Friday Funny - Foot in mouth

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. Woman: Would you get married again if I died?

    Man: Definitely not!

    Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married?

    Man: Of course I do.

    Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    Man: Okay, I'd get married again.

    Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)

    Man: (audible groan)

    Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    Man: Where else would we sleep?

    Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

    Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

    Man: She can't use them -- she's left-handed.

    Woman: (silence)

    Man: Shit.
  2. hahah ahah ahA!!1 caught balls and all...
  3. I like that one :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  4. hook line.... & balls :dance: