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Friday funny: Ever done anything wild?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by smee, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to
    him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.
    The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.
    Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old boy, never
    done anything wild in your life?"
    Without missing a beat the old man replied:

    " Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."
  2. Classic!!

    Works on so many levels