An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring. Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?" Without missing a beat the old man replied: " Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."