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Friday Funny - difference btwn potentially and realistically

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Oct 20, 2006.

  1. A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The father ponders for a moment, then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.

    "So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"

    The mother replied "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."

    The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"



    The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

    The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.

    His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers."

    The father replied "That's my boy ! "
     
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