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Friday Funny - Computer Terms For Rednecks

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Jun 9, 2005.

  1. Slightly early cos I've got Friday off (4 day weekend)

    Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

    Bar Code - Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

    Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick

    Byte - What your pit-bull done to cousin Jethro

    Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

    Digital - The art of counting on your fingers

    Diskette - Female Disco dancer

    Fax - What you lie about to the IRS

    Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

    Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

    Hard Drive - Memphis to Jacksonville

    Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

    Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the Caterpillar

    Kilobyte - Huntin’ for food

    Mac - Big Bubba’s favorite fast food

    Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers

    Modem - What ya do when the weeds get too high

    Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live

    Network - Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line

    On-line - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

    ROM - Where the pope lives

    Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

    Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast

    Superconductor - Amtrak’s Employee of the year

    SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

    Terminal - Time to call the undertaker