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Friday Funny - 2nd attempt

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, May 25, 2005.

  1. Seeing no one thought my previous effort today was funny I'll have another go.

    50 Positive things about Fords

    Found on a car site a fair while ago, you can subsitute a suitable bike into most of them if you wish.

    1. I am positive I hate Ford!
    2. I am positive Ford suck!
    3. I am positive the best pin stripe on a Ford is made by a key!
    4. I am positive all people who drive Fords need their head read!
    5. I am positive the only good Ford, sits at the bottom of the ocean!
    6. I am positive the best use of a Ford is as a boat anchor.
    7. I am positive Helen Keller chose the latest colour plate for the new Falcon.
    8. I am positive the bloke how came up with the AU should face the firing squad.
    9. I am positive the only way you will get me in a Ford, oh wait you won’t!
    10. I am positive Fords are Ugly
    11. I am positive so are there drivers.
    12. I am positive driving a Ford is hazardous to your health.
    13. I am positive Firestone were on to a good thing!
    14. I am positive if first prize was a Ford, I would not by a ticket!
    15. I am positive that Found On Rubbish Dump is a fair acronym.
    16. I am positive the only good part of a Ford is…wait there isn’t a good part.
    17. I am positive Ford supporters are just deluded Holden fans
    18. I am positive $5 dollars is still too much to pay for a brand new Ford!
    19. I am positive crash your Ford should be compulsory, just not into Holdens
    20. I am positive Fords winning streak will come to an end
    21. I am positive the dentist is more fun to visit than your Ford dealer.
    22. I am positive owning a Ford gives you cancer.
    23. I am positive owning a Ford race team gives you grey hair.
    24. I am positive two Ford don’t make a right
    25. I am positive rust protection is a must for all Fords
    26. I am positive the only good Ford, rusted away years ago
    27. I am positive in the future Fords will still suck
    28. I am positive children conceived in the back seat of a Ford will have a short life.
    29. I am positive more people in Tasmania drive Fords
    30. I am positive I would eat vomit before I’d buy a Ford
    31. I am positive Ford should be ashamed of them selves for the AU.
    32. I am positive BA means blood awful.
    33. I am positive if you are thinking about buying a Ford, you should invest in a shrink!
    34. I am positive if the shrink tells you to buy the Ford, you should sue!
    35. I am positive Ford Australia is responsible for the death of JFK!
    36. I am positive Ford keeps the bad drivers out of Holdens.
    37. I am positive Fix Or Repaired Daily is a fact!
    38. I am positive a Ford in the hand is a waste of money
    39. I am positive Edsel was mad!
    40. I am positive driving a Ford is a foolish thing to do.
    41. I am positive shooting Ford drivers should be legal.
    42. I am positive “I thought he was a Ford owner” should be a defence for manslaughter
    43. I am positive driving a Ford will send you blind
    44. I am positive Ford driver’s dream of one day owning a brand new Holden.
    45. I am positive Ford’s new cars smell is, et de pooh!
    46. I am positive if you own a Ford, it Ok you can sell it!
    47. I am positive if you do sell it, it’s not worth much.
    48. I am positive next to Ford in the dictionary is a picture of a dog turd!
    49. I am positive I will never like Ford.
    50. I am positive that people will really hate me after this.

    I hope you enjoy this one more


     
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  2. pvda..............mate dont give up ya day job......... :LOL: :LOL:
     
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