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Friday Funnier! Arthur Davidson died & went to heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Grrrl, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. Harley Davidson
    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

    At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang
    out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one
    who invented motorcycles, eh?!"

    Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."

    God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
    that leaks oil, is pretty unstable, makes unnecessary noises and pollution and can't run without a road?!"

    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???"

    God said, "Ah, yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

    God went to his celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer then printed out a slip of paper.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!!! :p :LOL: :p :LOL: :p
  2. Hey Eswen, this one's been posted before!
    Keeping tally?
  3. :-( oh well...
  4. There's also the Henry Ford version floating around somewhere.
  5. I think all the jokes of the internet have been posted somewhere in our Jokes section at sometime or another :p
  6. Sadly that seems to be so, though the blondes on the double decker bus was a standout the other day.