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Friday Arvo Funny - Reverse Blond Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. Seeing I owe you two Friday Funnies (according to Hornet600 anyway)

    Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole.

    A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

    "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

    The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.

    Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

    Junior shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde.

    We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."
  2. :LOL: They weren't Irish, were they?