To avoid being jingoistic I decided to tell you a few jokes anti french How did a french for suicide? He pulls a ball about 15cm above his head, right into his superiority complex What name someone who speaks three languages? A trilingual. What name someone who speaks two languages? A bilingual. What name someone who speaks only one language? A French. Why a French still drink the cup when he swim? Because even in the water he was forced to open his big mouth. You know how we should do to save a french from drowning? No? Well so much the better What is the difference between Nelson Mandela and a member of French government? Nelson Mandela was in prison before being elected. After creating France, god found that it was the most beautiful country World. It would be jealous. So, to restore the balance, he created the French.