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Freezer Burns

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by frodg, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda

    2nd woman: Hi! My name is Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and I finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack & died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.

  2. Thats gold ... BUT it has been posted here a fair few times :wink:

    10 points for the effort
  3. :LOL: :LOL: good one mate, was new to me