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Free drinks .. for a sausage. What the !@%!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by YAMRAJ, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between
    them.
    Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea"
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large
    sausage.
    Bob said, "Are you crazy??? Now we don't have any money left at all!!"
    Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

    They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of
    Jack Daniels.
    Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be
    in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
    Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"
    They downed their drinks.
    Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on
    your knees and put it in your mouth."
    Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
    out.



    They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for
    free. At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this
    anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
    Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the
    third pub!"
     
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  2. Dude, eww ;)

    Justin.
     
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