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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by ward_4e, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bill and
    Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the
    body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bill says,
    "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." 2 hours later, he
    comes back carrying a case of Stella Artois. Charlie says, "Where did you
    get that, Bill?" "Steve's wife gave it to me." "That's unbelievable, you
    told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" Bill says,
    "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her,' You must be
    Steve's widow.' " She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "Bet you a
    case of Stella you are!"