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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Iffracem, Apr 19, 2005.
Some rules of getting older
Obeying rules implicitly.
Problem with number two though.
Reason for said condition does not seem to be there anymore, so condition does not eventuate.
ps. Said our password several times on weekend.
Rule 4 should be - Dont ride more than 100k before dismounting else club call might be uttered very loudly and often. Pain!!!!!!
ever heard of viagra???
Jeez, JJ - I'm not ready to join Ulysses just yet!
Why? It's the only place that I can be a "Junior" member
Oh... and bloody good discounts at my favourite bike shop :wink:
Viagra, ain't that a 250cc made by Yamaha???????
#1. Dryrider incontinance pants, coming soon to a store near you.
#2. I don't waste them, I get sex regular.....every February 10th.
#3 don't apply to me, I don't pass wind, I pass dust.
That's too close to home the daughter already calls my wet weather overpants "Nappies"
Jim.. call me anything like.. just don't call me late for dinner!
one of the blings that they put on ulysses bikes instead of K&n filters , super sticky rubber etc is:
1. catheter bag holders
2. GPS because of alzhiemers (cant find there way home)
3. tow balls for a trailer (carry's wheelie and walking frames)
4. they dont have rockers on there backs anymore they have a thing on the front which says " My name is XXXX , if found please return to local nursing home . Thankyou "