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For the chauvinists amongst us

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tim^, Aug 18, 2007.

  1. You'll never guess what....

    This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' Wow! I was flabbergasted.

    'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

    She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge.'

    'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

    She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

    Anyway... she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

    So I told her to f*ck off.
  2. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    What a crack up. Had me nearly chocking there.
  3. Classic, well played :D
  4. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    that's gold :rofl: :rofl:
  5. An oldie, but a true classic! :grin:
  6. ahahah gold
  7. :rofl:
  8. That's being added to the repertoire :).
  9. I'm a chick and I still sniggered :wink:
  10. Why is this in the jokes & humour section?? You only said what every bloke was thinking!

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  11. Love it :LOL: