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For Sale - My Mum. 59 model (?) reliable. no cosmetic damage

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Manny, Apr 20, 2005.

  1. holy crap. my mum asked me to sign her up to an online dating thinger.

    To be honest this is the strangest thing she has ever asked of me. Out of spite she is now for sale on netrider for the low, low one-time price of just $8,000!!

    Special features:
    Shorter than me
    Good cook
    alloy wheels
    air con
    ...Too many to list

    :cry: sigh. Her email is mumsiedear@hotmail.com (I made that up for her because I am a dickhead who does stupid things! Like this i guess! : )

    Disclaimer: Should you choose to make contact, you better have a really awesome bike.

    Ok I'm gonna go have a bath... might break-in that new toaster while I'm at it...

    : (
  2. does she have a roadworthy???? :LOL:
  3. is registered...

    till this time next year
  4. thats a bit high a price for a used one.
  5. want to be in good nick for that vintage/price :D
  6. She's german.
    That's just the price you pay for european styling
  7. Need pics Manny,

    Sounds good tho'
  8. Yeah put some pics up or chuck her on Ebay :)
  9. what engine does she run? any custom parts? what about tank size and range? is she fuel efficient? what colour? ummm, any other special features? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :p
  10. What's the exhaust sound like? :D
  11. your sick man!!!
  12. hahaha
    I showed her the post.. now she's cut..

    she is like
    "I want somebody that likes to go out to the opera and go do boring shit like that"
    (I think that's what she said.. I tune out really easily when women talk to me)

    Ill try take a pic of her when she is off guard

    oh and she doesnt like bikes : \ so that'll need to be changed

  13. Where does your mum shop... would she like to buy some eggs?
  14. ROFL!!!! I think I have just what she's looking for :D
  15. Lol. no... no aldi shit...

    aldi is the devil.. they are huge in germania.. all they do is rip off the poor to supply the masses in bulk. support the locals or they will die.
  16. with such high K's

    how is her rings ?
    does she need boring out?
    does she blow smoke?
    Do you allow test rides?
    would she like having a mid 30's bloke stradeling her , and riding her like a demon around the twisties?

    when you sneak the photo , make sure you get a picture of the arse end , we need to know whether its got any sag or not

    does it come with a tank bra , if so how many litres?

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  17. *shakes head*

    This just took it to a whole new level!! LMAO
  18. bloody hell GRoberts..

    you set a very low standard, and struggle to attain even that.

    Hey Manny, show yer mum that post.... :twisted:

    Whet we need is for a hells angel stereotype to rock up to Manny's mum with a bunch of flowers (pinched from her own yard) and take her to a "recital".... good ol Barnsey should do the trick :D


    (I can't believe some posts here, that's why I keep coming back :wink: )
  19. I do try :wink: :LOL:
    I am only asking the same questions if i was buying a bike :wink: :LOL: :LOL:
    maybe manny should get the photo while mums reading the post , now that would be priceless :LOL:
  20. Is she a grey import or a local release?
    Where could I get parts for her?

    Does she have fairings, or is she naked?