My apologies to any police officers who read this and are upset by this joke. I found it highly amusing. . Also apologies to any northern territorians no offence was meant by this joke. A Northern Territory farm hand, radios back to his boss, the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's ok - but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my Ute and is wriggling & squealing so much I can't get him out". The manager says: "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head - & you'll be able to remove him". Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on." "Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.. "Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch..................... You there boss?"