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for all blood nuts, fanta pants and ginger ninjas out there!

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by nibor, Aug 23, 2007.

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  1. your time is running out!

    :shock: :LOL: :p


    hang on, them who am i gonna pick on.... :(
  2. sorry mate! plenty o red heads being born daily, even to non red head parents.

    when 2 parents both have a recesive red head gene they can only have red heads.

    i know 5 kids under 6 who are real red heads without 1 red head parents.

    they're making a come back!
  3. stump! where's that bug-spray??! :grin:
  4. lol absolute gold
  5. Was that ginga ninjas or ginga mingas?
  6. roger wrote

    um, i think it was ginger murkin.

    bug spray on container ship heading this way. the false news report was so we dont get upset by the fact they're multipling daily
  7. ginger ninja.

    i refrained from saying GP or ginger pubes in the OP, but hey, you twist my arm :p

    lol not to be mean, but anyone else got some good nicknames for red-heads?

    my best mate happens to be one, and i make sure he knows it :grin: all in good fun, and he knows that too :)
  8. are you kidding? there's HEAPS of names!



    my God that's fugly

    join up ya freckels, you'll get a tan

    goodness gratious, great balls of fire [nah, i never said that]

    the 24/7 menstal cycle. havge a wash already! FUNK!
  9. I could never figure why redhead blokes are called "blue"
  10. i never heard that one. it must be the eye colour
  11. i hope you guys are kidding when you say u dont know why theyre called Blue or Bluey.... :roll:
  12. well nibor, if it an't the eyes, what is it?
  13. its aussie slang - some of it uses the 'opposite rule'.

    why call him Bluey? coz he's got red hair :grin:
  14. maybe one of us should look it up.

    the oposite of red is green you know
  15. Frequently Asked Questions About Gingervitis and Ginger Kids.

    1) What is Gingervitis?

    Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.

    2) Is Gingervitis contagious?

    No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.

    3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?

    Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.

    4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?

    Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.

    5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

    If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.

    6) Why do Ginger kids get such a bad reputation?

    Ginger Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Ginger Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Ginger Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Gingers. A large numbers of Ginger Kids are nothing like them. Some Gingers have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.

    7) Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?

    A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".
  16. I've got a couple of red head mates, 1 is megsie (girl) as in ginger megs the comic strip character and the other is bloodnut (boy)- the name says it all.
  17. I remember Tom Gleeson doing a stand up routine about how he's a bloodnut. He mentioned the whole "Bluey" thing...

  18. Yeah, redheads are all soooooooo ugly aren't they....

  19. Are the families all visited by the same milkman? :LOL:
  20. I am a redhead, and my wife isn't.

    ALL 6 of my kids are bloodnuts too!.

    Redheads tend to be more virile, and spread their DNA everywhere.
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