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Foot in mouth syndrome!!!! :P

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by ward_4e, Jun 14, 2006.

  1. I know it a rip from another site but damn there are some stupid people out there!!!

    Some of the best double entendres on British TV & Radio:

    MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer
    for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
    "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come
    in his shorts."



    Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson
    lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
    "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by
    himself."

    MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
    "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

    JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
    Superbike racing:
    "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a
    hard on now."

    Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on
    This Morning:
    "She was practicing fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

    WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
    formidable lead:
    "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

    ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
    "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

    CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
    match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe:
    "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

    CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
    "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
    this."

    JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
    "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
     
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  2. stupid?

    tell them to kids and they wouldn't see what you do, you sick sick f@#$

    ;)
     
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  3. :LOL: Very funny. :grin:
     
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  4. You reckon?

    Children are the world's largest consumer of dick jokes and puerile humour, according to a recent survey by the Institute of Makings#!tup. :p
     
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  5. haha - doesn't mean they understand them though

    "mummy kissing daddy's pee pee" is a good version of that.

    All i'm saying is that we are all guilty of something like that at some point in our lives - and when it happens, you can laugh at the wrong meaning or get upset. :D
     
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  6. HAha, Colins hard on :LOL:
     
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  7. :LOL: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Just come across this thread now... made my day :LOL:
     
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