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Fluffy Bunnys Investment Advice

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Fluffy Bunny Feet, Sep 1, 2005.


    If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
    now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
    original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
    left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,
    drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium
    recycling REFUND, you would have had $82.80.

    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
  2. Maybe so.

    But if you had bought 1 litre of petrol last year, about 85c. Imagine what you would get say next week?? About $150. Massive increase. So don't burn the petrol. Store it.

    :LOL: :LOL:
  3. I think FBF needs to be reported to the Netrider Minister for Trade and Excise, and possibly also the Attorney General for investigation into insider trading!
    (The Minister for Parties and Entertainment may want a few words with him too........)
    Good one FBF! :D
  4. But, please, don't drink and recycle!!!!!
  5. Buy shares in Axiom where they'll turn a plastic chip packet into BioDiesel that will take you one km down the road. :wink: :LOL: