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Flowers & Friends

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by LadyRider, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. Ahhhhh ... Flowers so fresh and fragrant

    Two friends, a blonde and a redhead,
    are walking down the street and pass a flower shop

    where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers.

    The Redhead sighs and says:

    "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

    The blonde looks quizzically at her and says:

    "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend ?"

    The redhead replies:
    "I love getting flowers,
    but he always has expectations after giving me flowers,
    and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

    The blonde says: ...........

    "Don't you have a vase?"
  2. ha ha, excellent.