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Flight Attendant

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Russell, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
    attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food
    and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
    announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
    he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
    could just put your trays up, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
    looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
    big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
    pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
    Princess. I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
    sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    "Tray-up, biatch."
  2. That's fantastic. :D

    Have forwarded it to a friend who is gay and is a flight attendant with quaintass :p

  3. HAHAHAHA...
    Love it.