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Five Little Old Indian Ladies

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Route66, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to
    catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car
    puttering along at 22 MPH.

    He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a
    speeder!†So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

    Approaching the car, he notices that there are five little old
    Indian ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back -
    wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused,
    says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly
    the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What
    seems to be the problem?â€

    “Ma’am,†the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you
    should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also
    be a danger to other drivers.â€
    “Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed
    limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!†the old Indian woman
    says a bit proudly.

    The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains
    to her that “22″ was the route number, not the speed limit.
    A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer
    for pointing out her error.

    “But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask . . . Is
    everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and
    they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,†the
    officer asks with concern.

    “Oh, they’ll be allright, officer. We just got off Route 119.â€