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..Five Horses...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Sep 23, 2010.

  1. Five Horses Is Her Name....

    This is mythical and deep.
    Truly beautiful.

    A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.

    He replied, "She called Five Horses."

    The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.

    What does it mean?"

    The Old Indian answered,
    "It old Indian Name. It mean:"


  2. Just managed a chuckle there Tweets!
  3. Ha!

    151, no 152 views and I'm the only clucker to respond.

    Hang on..that REALLY says something about me! My bad...
  4. "Why is my sister called, Babbling Brook?"

    "Because she was conceived by the river, son."

    "oh, that's nice."

    "Anyway, Faulty Rubber why do you ask?."

    Boom, Boom.
  5. Nice one two dogs..

  6. ....awwww!!.... you are just courteous enough to say that my lame joke did raise a glimmer of a smile!!... :wink:
  7. ...An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys." Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?" The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides." ...


  8. nice :p
  9. Tweet your last one was so darn cheesy i laughed

  10. ....cheesy grin!!..... :D