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Fishing

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by ginji, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following Conversation took place:

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to fish. When they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said any thing about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: "Fishing or sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block"


     
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  2. i'm definitely going to remember that one.
     
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  3. It's win-win either way :LOL: :cool:
     
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  4. Thats tops!!!
     
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  5. I actaully go fishing quite often. Havent heard that one yet !!
     
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