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Fishing Time

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed they decided to go fishing together the next day.

    The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and
    started out on their adventure. They were riding along when they came upon a fork in the river and the gentleman asked the lady, “Do you want to go up or down?â€

    All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat. When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had happened. He had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

    They fished for a while and then continued on down stream. Soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, “Up or down?†She, again, stripped off her clothes and made wild passionate love to him.

    This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said “yesâ€, and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon that same fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, “Up or down?â€
    The woman replied, “Down.â€

    A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon the second fork in the river and he asked the lady, “up or down?' She replied, “Up.â€

    This really confused the gentleman so he asked, “What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now, today, nothing.â€

    She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were “F...k or drown.â€