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Fishing Rod

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Lunchbox, Aug 18, 2007.

  1. A woman goes into a store to buy and reel

    for her grandson's birthday.

    She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
    The salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses.

    She says, Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

    He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
    He says, "That's a two meter Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 5-kg. test line.
    It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this Week for $44."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.

    I'll take i t!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    "Oh, That sounds like a Visa card, says the salesman.

    As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

    At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is No way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

    The salesman rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't You tell me it was on sale for

    $44. How did you get to $58.50?"

    "The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."
  2. aahahahhahahah
  3. the BEST ive ever seen here! good one!
  4. :rofl: :rofl:
    I needed that, now I can face the 16 year eights that are just about to walk in the woodwork shop
  5. haha good camping fishing Joke :LOL: lol
  6. Teachers always used to tell me off for looking at sites that were not work realated... tut tut... you shall get the cane.

    That is a classic joke btw, had me in stitches.
  7. Sketchie Quote
    "Teachers always used to tell me off for looking at sites that were not work realated... tut tut... you shall get the cane."

    I believe in the saying " Do as I say not as I do"

    And as for getting the cane- Ahhhh those were the days